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If you are a
woman
"There's a spider on the ceiling"
"Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
" You woke me up for that?"
"Oh... Ian (when your partner's name is Charles)
"What are we doing after this?"
" Can you please pass me the remote
control?"
"My parents should be coming in any
moment"
"Oops, I think we forgot to lock the front
door"
"Wake me up when you're
done"
"That's all?"
"Have you ever considered Viagra ?"
"Are you in?"
"What tampon?"
"Are you done
yet?"
" hurry up"
"This is your first
time"
" I want a
baby"
"Did I remember to take my pill?"
" No, really.. I do this part better myself!"
"You’re almost as good as my ex!"
" Perhaps you’re just out of practice"
" Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?"
"Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!"
If you are a man
"Hope you’re as good looking when I’m
sober"
"Can we turn off the
lights?"
"Have you ever heard of breasts
implants?"
"Your underwear looks like my
mum's"
"Am I your first?"
"Did you wash yourself before this?"
"I have to get back to work after this"
"These expired condoms sure save me some serious
cash"
"Is it me or is it you?"
"One more time"
"Can I tie you
up?"
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought, let’s turn off the
lights"
"You’re good enough to do this for a
living!"
"Did I tell you my Aunt died in this bed?"
" It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to
inflate!"
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